260 Cute Turkey Puns: Short & Funny Thanksgiving for Gobble

Feeling stuffed already? Wait until these turkey puns get to your funny bone! If you’re prepping the mashed potatoes or dodging that second helping of stuffing, you deserve a side of humor with your holiday meal.

260 Turkey Puns That’ll Gobble Up Your Funny Bone

This article dishes out 260 turkey puns that’ll make you the star of the Thanksgiving table—or at least the funniest. These puns are perfect for Instagram, greeting cards, flirty DMs, or cracking jokes between bites. So let’s gobble up some giggles, shall we?

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Classic one-liner Turkey Puns for Thanksgiving Laughs

Use these tried-and-true jokes to add flavor to family chats, dinner table banter, or holiday texts.

Gobble ’til you wobble!
Wattle I do without you?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
I’m feeling extra fowl today.
This turkey’s got jokes, not just drumsticks.
Turkey trot like nobody’s watching.
That was un-fowl-gettable.
Poultry in motion!
Let’s get basted!
Keep calm and gobble on.
You’ve got to be yolking.
Fowl play is not an option.
Talk turkey to me.
Thanksgiving is stuffing my heart.
Turkey lurkey, let’s party!
I’m just here for the pie… and turkey puns.
My spirit animal is a turkey—awkward but delicious.
Life’s better when it’s gravy.
I’m stuffed, emotionally and physically.
You’re the gobbler to my goals.
This bird’s got jokes!
Don’t be such a turkey!
It’s the season to be cluckin’.
Thanks-giggle-ing is in session!

Cute Turkey Puns for Friends & Family

Great for cards, dinner table jokes, and family group chats.

Feather you like it or not, I’m here!
You’re the cutest little gobbler in the coop.
You’re my gravy-est friend.
Winging it with you is my favorite thing.
I’m so thankful for your peck-sistence.
You’ve got me stuffed with joy!
Let’s give thanks for feathers and friends.
You’re the turkey of my eye.
You make my heart do the turkey trot.
I’d share my drumstick with you.
Our friendship is gravy, baby!
Let’s flock together forever.
You’re the extra stuffing in my life.
I can’t quit you, you turkey!
Butterball buddies for life.
You’re turkey-rrific!
Wattle I do without friends like you?
You’re my ride or gobbler.
Pluck yeah, we’re pals!
You’re un-beak-lievable.
Flocking fabulous, just like you.
This feast would be fowl without you.
Gobble goals: being with you!
You’re the cranberry to my stuffing.
I’m peck-ing you for my gratitude list!

Short & Funny Turkey Puns for Instagram Captions

Perfect for selfies, family photos, and that perfectly golden turkey.

Stuffed and struttin’.
Turkey squad: assemble!
On a gravy train to flavor town.
Winging it in every photo.
Gobble vibes only.
This outfit? Turkey-tastic.
Feathered and fabulous.
Stuffed with sass.
Current mood: grateful and gravy-covered.
Carving out memories.
Dressing to impress (literally).
Feast your eyes.
Just wingin’ it with my peeps.
Full plate, full heart.
Snap, crackle, gobble!
Butter believe I’m eating seconds.
A turkey’s worst nightmare is this caption.
Thanksgiving filter: cranberry glaze.
Beak-on of joy!
Gravy is my love language.
Getting basted since 10 AM.
I yam what I yam—stuffed.
Pecan see this photo going viral.
Turkey lips, stuffing hips.
Gravy days are here again.

Romantic Turkey Puns for Flirty Fun

Send these to your gravy bae, DM crush, or date across the table.

I’m fallin’ fowl for you.
You’re stuffing my heart.
I mustache you to be mine this Thanksgiving.
You’re turkey-licious, and I’m thankful.
Let’s baste in this moment together.
You’re the only gobble I need.
I’d share my last drumstick with you.
You had me at cranberry sauce.
Butter me up, baby.
Our love is no turkey—it’s the real deal.
Let’s carve out some quality time.
You’re the wishbone I’d break for.
Our chemistry is gravy-thick.
You’re my main course.
You can baste your kisses right here.
Waddle you say to forever?
You’re gravy on my mashed heart.
I’m drawn to you like turkey to stuffing.
I’m totally gobbled up in you.
You’ve got me basted in love.
You make my heart stuffin’ flutter.
You’re everything I ever cran-berry wanted.
No one else I’d rather carve time for.
Let’s keep this turkey-ing going.
Your smile? Extra crispy.

Thanksgiving Dinner Turkey Puns

Crack these at the table or add them to place cards and menus.

Gobble it like it’s hot.
I’m on my third helping… no judgment.
This stuffing has emotional support energy.
May your turkey be moist and your puns drier.
Peas be with you this Thanksgiving.
Too full to pun… wait, no I’m not!
I yam what I yam, and I’m full.
Let the feast be with you.
This food is gravy-level amazing.
Pass the dad jokes… and the potatoes.
Stuffed? Try emotionally unbasted.
Leg day never tasted this good.
You mashed all my expectations.
This corn is on point.
What’s for dessert? More turkey puns.
Dig in, then dig up some jokes.
May your turkey be seasoned and your jokes well-timed.
Sweet potato pie > sweet nothings.
Pumpkin spice and poultry everything nice.
The turkey’s not the only one roasted.
Seconds? Don’t mind if I gobble.
You butter believe it’s delicious.
The only stuffing I want is this and attention.
I’m here for the carbs and comedy.
Feast mode: activated!

Conclusion

So, feather or not, you expected it—these turkey puns were made to stuff your soul with laughter. From silly captions to cozy conversations, there’s no wrong time to wing it. Now go ahead—gobble, giggle, and spread the pun! 🦃

Author

Rowan Blake

Rowan Blake, the founder of CraftyPuns.com, brings years of writing experience and a lifelong passion for clever wordplay. With a professional background in creative content, Rowan specializes in turning puns into an art form — delivering witty, polished, and unforgettable humor for readers who love a good laugh.